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One Halloween my friends and I were going trick-or-treating in our neighbourhood. Down the street from us was an old deserted house that everyone thought was haunted. My mother said ”Don’t you dare go near that house!” Naturally, her warning made us even more curious. We went to the house and rang the bell. There was no answer. We tried to open the door. It was unlocked, so we entered the house. The door slammed behind us and an old lady was sitting in a rocking chair and said “Want some tea?” At that moment that happened they were shocked. They slowly walked toward the couch suspiciously and carefully, at the same time.

The lady said “Have a seat.”. Then they sat down. They asked if they could watch TV and she said yes. They asked if they could stay at the house and she said yes.

They yelled out “Hallelujah.”

The lady said “I will raise you.”

Then they said, ” Oh good that’s a relief, because we were going to get grounded.”

“Actually I am not going to raise you,  you’re too mean” said the lady.

“Fine” they said. Then for some reason the day after they went trick-or-treating they were cavemen just like Fred Finstone.

My favourite hockey player is Jarome Iginla. Jarome Iginla’s'  number 12 and 12 was one of my numbers in hockey. He is right handed and his position is right wing. The team that he is on is the Calgary Flames. He is the captain of the Calgary Flames. In 2003-2004 Jarome Iginla led his team to the Stanley Cup. In 2007-2008 he scored 1000 points. I think he started playing in the NHL in about the year 2000.

He was born on July 1st 1977. Jarome Iginla first team that he was on was the Dallas stars. His national team is Canada. He is 6 foot 1 (1.85m) and 207lb’s. Jarome Iginla was  picked on the Dallas Stars in t in he 11th overall 1995.Calgary Flames are my favourite team. His father was a lawyer in Jarome’s early life. At first Jarome Iginla played baseball on the national junior team and his position was a catcher. Jarome Iginla dads name is Elvis and his moms is Susan. Jarome Iginla first grew up with his grandparents. Jarome Iginla donates $2000 to charity for every goal he scores. Jarome Iginla was the first person of colour  that was captain. I would really like to meet Jarome Iginla.

I first discovered rugby when I was about 6. Rugby is a very cool sport my favourite team is Haka. It is sort of like football but you cant pass forward. But you can pass sideways and backwards.There is something like a faceoff in rugby.The referee calls out pause, touch and engage. When the referee calls out engage everybody starts pushing against each other until one of the teams gets the ball. When one of the teams gets the ball they keep passing until they get a touchdown! I think there is 5 positions in rugby. One of them is center, another one is a kicker, one quarterback and 2 wings.

The Black Eyed Peas are are my 1st favourite band.The songs I know by them are Don’t Stop The Party, Just Can’t Get Enough, The Time, Rock That Body and I Have A Feeling  I only know 2 of their names though. One of them are Fergie one of them is William.I was going to go to their concert in Vancouver but I had to go to Courtney. I don’t know how many concerts they’ve had but I know that they have had quite a few.They are very famous.

There once was a man named Flubber Dubber. He was green and rubbery but more like jello.

But a few years later he had super powers and he could stand! So he decided he should be a super hero.One of his powers were stretch-o-matic it could stretch and wrap around somebody and they would fly away. Once he did it and the enemy flew 2 miles away.

Anyways one day he had a arch enemy his name was Dt.Gibber Dibber his plan was to destroy the world.Flubber Dubber was angry! So he went in the squigmobile to see what he was doing.Surprisingly, he was eating a burger at McDonalds.So Flubber Dubber snuk in and ate chicken nuggets to get his energy up.

Suddenly everybody heard a voice and it was Flubber Dubber’s he said ”howdy partner’ oh and sorry I forgot to tell you he was western.