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This is the remix of choose your own adventure. If you like choose your own adventure you will not like this.

Danger

This book might scare people, give freaking out disease, coughing, sneezing, aching of the brain, dizziness, or weirdness.

The return of the banana people

Hi my name is Phil and this is a story about a kid named Humuhumunukunukuapaa and the banana people.

One day I was walking in the City and heard a strange noise it was a gurgling noise. “Oh sorry.” that’s my little brother, his name is Bo, we are brothers. In two days we are going on a trip 10 feet away its our next door neighbor’s house. My previous record was four feet that was all the way to my pet snail (we placed him there). his record was seven millimeters. So when we got to our neighbors house we did not see them we only saw bananas.

Would you eat the bananas or run and scream like a banana?

What was the answer don’t  read my next book to find out………

The answer is…………

What you think it is!

      Blobfish

This is information about the Blobfish! To start off I would like to say the blobfish is the oddest looking water animal. It is slightly smaller then ten inches long and five inches high. Its main habitat is Australia and Tasmania; it lives in the twilight zone and the midnight zone. It does not have any muscles or bones. They live 1968-3937 feet deep or 1200 meters. The female lays 19,000 pinkish eggs. The blobfish survives so deep with its jelly like skin. The pressure is nearly 80 times grater compared to sea-level life at this depth would be difficult for other animals. The blobfish does not have a swim bladder so to eat, it pounces on its prey. It eats benthic codfish and edible matter (dead fish that float down) so it uses not so much energy. Its Binomial name is Psychrolutes marcidus. Hope you like the blobfish!!!!!!

I am going to Florida. I am very excited because my cousins are coming over. The bad thing is that their dog just died so it will be sad to not see a dog there. I am going because my grandparents live there. They have a pool. At night if you lay in the pool you see the stars and the next day they totally move. I hope you come to Florida!   

John Bunyan

By Braeden Fruchtman

One day in the small town of Antananarivo, Madagascara baby was born and this baby was named John Bunyan. It only took him a few seconds before he started to walk and talk and grow, he grow so much that he could jump and get to the edge of our solar system. But one day he heard horrible news his planet was under attack. The next day he jumped and started to get smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller till he was smaller then every body else. He landed somewhere that is not earth it was a planet. Meanwhile, at Earth a tribe of mini men where taking over the world. He did not see the people yelling and screaming. He walked around and tried to get bigger but he could not do it. He lost his powers. A few seconds latter he heard a loud noise it was a city north of where he was standing the king said “you lost your powers because you abanded your city” so when he left, in a UFO he got back home in a flash. When he got to his house (the woods) he talked to the mini men and agreed to let them stay in the city. After that he started to get bigger so he got his powers back.

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

2. What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree?

3. Who cleans the ocean?

4. What happens to race car drivers when they eat to much?

5. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

6. How do you make a hot dog stand?

This guy goes to a ranch on a Sunday and stays for three days and leaves on a Friday how is this possible.