Ethan's Blog

Todays headlines: Say Ilovmc to access the secret  triple layered cheese burger  at mcdonalds.

Guy mows grass.

Area kid in jail because of ripped paper, major fines involved.

Teacher wishes she was a teacher.

A local child ( Joe) in serious trouble for learning during a party.

World news:

The last king of lambland found in a bowling alley drinking purple soda, is this what you call a king? When his people are starving?

Evil jumping bean girl found bouncing `round a airport near New Counterfeit City, north of False Bay. See the jumping bean girl for more info.

The Jumping Bean Girl:

Ever since she was a girl she had been feasting on Mexican jumping beans, then shortly after getting a poisoned paperclip in her hand she started turning evil. Then she started to go crazy with her new jumping power from all those jumping beans, She loves to bounce around airports and thats the only place to find her really. High fines are involved because of all the squished chairs, any one locating her will get a prize of 3,quintillion dollars.

Government warnings: Bert from the children’s show Sesame street. Has been reported steeling 10′s of thousands of pigeons from the local pet store. KEEP YOUR BIRDS INSIGHT.

Weather:

Fraudville: raining purple ink.

New Counterfeit City: not so good.

Fakesburg: molten lava.

False Bay: 1.87876575 % chance of cat fur.

Games: monopoly became serious in False Bay 3 year old paid 30 grand to rent Scamburgh street.

Medical: Kid gets sick at doctors office.

Auto: Man customizes car so much police mistook his car for an illegal race car in Fraudville, and locked him up, for now until all facts are clear.

Illegal car in Fraudville: A crazy race car driver form the Fraud 600 lost and sped 300 mph down staples drive and has now down property damage worldwide.

Todays news: local child starves in grocery store, still no one knows how he could of starved in a grocery store.

Could Elmo be the next super criminal? He has been seen stealing pounds of goldfish food.

Cookie monster terrorizing kids? Last week our top reporters caught cookie monster stealing cookies from kids! If you see cookie monster call this number: 1-800-666-fake.

Top news: LOCK YOUR WINDOWS ALIENS SPOTTED OVER KANSAS, THEY COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS.

MOOSHI MONSTER OUT OF JAIL: KEEP CLOSE EYE ON VALUBLES

GOVERMENT WARNING: DORA THE SUPERCRIMINAL AND HER SIDEKICK BOOTS HAVE BEEN REPORTED STEALING CABBAGE PATCH KIDS. COULD YOU CHILD BE NEXT FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: www.dora&boots.com.

Weather report:

Fraudville: cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Fakeburg: severe storms and 100% chance of pomagranit shakes.

New Countrfeit City: very warm and thick pea soup.

False Bay: hail the size of kittens and 60% chance of raining frogs.

Medical: Is going to the docter bad for you: the needles? old magizines? SICK PAITENTS ALL AROUND? there is a debait of getting rid of docters in Fraudville.

Busness: fuel is getting expensive so some people say find a solution, and there is they found that chromachloridemethanoloxide or also known as fairy “gas”.

Games: is candy land bad, people say its bad because candy rots teeth and then they need surgery and so and so.

Education: Is it bad to learn, people say sitting at the desk for 7 hours is to long, some schools have only 30 minutes of learning now!

first you need:

1. 1 motor that can charge the battery by spinning
2. 1 rechargeable battery
3. and one light bulb.

wire them in this order : motor, rechageable battery, light bulb.

How it works: the motor spins which charges the battery which gives power to the light, and the left over energy from the light bulb goes back

 First you need a long outlet that you would connect to the outlet in the wall. Don’t plug that in but on the side where the cord comes out stick it on to the first outlet(on the long thing). You should ask your mom or dad for help. Buy a stick lighter then take out the part that makes the spark. Go back to the long thing and stick on a rechargable battery and a light bulb or stuff like that. Lastly take the stick lighter and pull the thing that makes the spark well… spark near one of the outlets on the long thing. Than it should light up.

This is how it works the stick lighter creates a spark that will jump to the outlet on the long thing and it will light the light bulb for a little bit, but adding the rechargeable battery will store all the energy and light the light bulb and the electricity going through the circuit even after it has gone through the light bulb that elecricity will charge the battery over and over agian.

Too see my version read my next blog called: infinte energy 4.0.

A Few Fast Facts About the Puffer Fish.

Most puffer fish live in coral reefs at around 0 to 50 meters down, in all oceans except theArctic Ocean. They also live in the waters ofSouthern Asia. Most puffer fish are doing okay and are not endangered.

Puffer fish have leathery skin. Most puffers are 2cm to about a meter. A few species have spikes on there body.

Tiger sharks and sea snakes are an example of some of the puffer’s predators. Most puffers eat shellfish and algae.

Most puffers live to about 4 to 8 years. A female puffer usually will lay about 3 to 7 eggs that will surface for about 1 week as they hatch and metamorphose into a puffer.

In order to protect it’s self from predators it will inflate it’s self to scare of enemies, also with combinations of the puffers fast bursts of speed and great eyesight. A few species of puffers can change there skin color based one environmental change.

In order for puffers to eat hard shellfish they have four teeth that form a beak and now they can eat a mighty dinner with out breaking a few teeth.

A few cool facts: Puffer fish have enough poison to kill 30 adults, and there class: tetraodontadae, means four teeth. Sometimes in order to inflate it’s self; it will inflate it’s self with air instead of water.