Keller's Blog

On Friday my parents said that I could have a friend over for dinner. I saw him outside destroying the town in a Luke Skywalker suit. Soon there was a jar full of termites. He put the jar in the middle of the table and sat down. The gorilla was so fat that he broke the chair when he sat down. The Gorilla had huge arms, but not only that, they were really hairy. It was just my luck that winter ended yesterday so most of the hair fell off the gorillas arms. There was so much hair on the table that my mom freaked out.  She grabbed the dog leash and hooked it up to the gorilla and took him outside and tied him to a tree. I thought that she had to much sugar from eating a whole cake. Thirty minutes later when she was watching the gorilla she fell to the ground, but it was only a sugar crash. My dad brought my mom inside and I unhooked the gorilla and brought him inside. My dad told us to go upstairs and he would order pizza for us. My dad went to the store and got some bananas. I gave the gorilla some soda. When my dad got home he gave us some bananas and the pizza. The gorilla tripped, fell through the wall and down the stairs, and that is when I learnd to clean my room. The gorilla landed on the 3,000,000,000 dollar glass fruit. He also busted the table. then he started biting his arms tring to get the nacho cheese off. My mom freaked out again. About  one hour later the gorilla’s mom came by in her bananamobile and took him back to the tree for banana cream pie!

Tall tales

By Keller Swanson

Once upon a time in a gold mine far a way there was eight giants. When seven of them were mining the eighth was behind bars. His name was crazy. His teeth were as strong as mining tools. Crazy made his way out of the cell. When he was out of the cell he ended up in another cell. Crazy became tired of going from one cell to another.  The other seven giants said that he had to stay put. They gave crazy plenty of food to eat. With crazy and his teeth the food did not last a full minute. After Crazy ate the food he tunneled backwards out of the mining area and went into the forest. Soon Crazy tripped and fell into a puddle of mud. Crazy got up and went to the mine. When Crazy got to the mine he was surprised to see that the seven giants were eating hamburgers. Crazy was so mad that the seven giants were killing Crazy’s cows. Crazy got two normal cows and made them into hamburgers. Soon Crazy had more hamburgers then he knew what to do with. Crazy made a cave for his hamburgers. Soon Crazy felt the ground move but a minute later it stopped. About a month after that the gold mine was shut down. The cave that Crazy collapsed and Crazy was trapped. Crazy tunneled and got out of the mine. The other seven giants were behind bars. Crazy attempted a rescue. Within 30 minutes all of the giants were out of the jail. For once all of the giants were happy to see Crazy and went out for hamburgers.  After hamburgers Crazy built a farm and raised cows!

      Hi my name is Dockstader. I am a blacksmith. I make things out of iron. I sometimes make wagon parts out of iron. I live in the Wade house. In the blacksmiths shop after I heat the iron I use an anvil to shape it the spinning wheel allows me to shape the iron in a weird way. To fix a wheel it costs 2:oo. In the Wade house the room I sleep in cost 5 cents. In the Wade house there is a bar which the men go to and there is a parlor which the women go to. For breakfast they have chicken and biscuits. To sleep on the floor it costs 5 cents.

In this book Frank is doing the best he can to get hs son Greg out of his way of  life. When Frank changes or thinks he changes Greg he just steps to the side. Greg can get out of working out by lifting clothes. Greg  is talking to his dad about going to military acadamy. To me this sounds like a ficton book. In this book the part I like is when Greg wants to impress Holly Hills. When Greg is at the military acadamy the people  who are in command places a camera in the boys bathroom. Greg wanted to be shipped away from military acadamy. You will enjoy reading this book.

It started out as a normal Sunday. At about 2:oo it staeted raining. My family had no choice but to stay inside. But inside we had a lot of fun

reading and playing games. After we played games it was homework time.