One day I was playing when I heard a noise.  Not just any noise an awful noise. My mom said “we’re going to the carnival”  I grunted, Why the carnival?  “Little Jimmy wants to see it” said my mom.  The reason I didn’t want to go there was because I was a wanted convict at the carnival.  The story is, one time I went there with my friend and we decided we should squirt water in a clown’s face.  The clown took it very hard.  He started chasing us.  He gave up but he pulled out a Walkie Talkie.  Oh no – Clown Team 6!  A clown car was approaching.  We ran so fast, we lost our way.  Well that freaked us out even more.  We ran under the bleachers and we saw a couple of hobos.  Oh good, we found a confetti gun lying under a cob web in the corner of the bleachers that could help us get through the defenses.  We saw a clown that was searching for us.  We shot confetti and made a run for it.  We got home safely.  Oh no, it was clown prison.  We saw all the famous clownvicts – Al Clownpone, the Clown Man…  The clowns put us in handcuffs and put us in our cells.  We escaped because there was an air vent.  Not only that, but they raise the hot dog prices by $3.00 at the carnival.  My mom forced me to go.  I called my friend and told him he had to go to the carnival. That is why we are in clown prison to this day.  The reason we didn’t escape YET is because they put us in solitary confinement for the rest of our lives. 

P.S. Please get me out of hear before meatloaf day, some people get a little too excited and you don’t want to be there when it happens.

I am reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever.  Greg’s favorite snacks are called Drummies.  Every chance he gets he goes to the holiday bazaar to get Drummies.  One day his mom dragged him to the grocery store. Then he made a great discovery. He spotted frozen Drummies. They were more for less. He bought a couple boxes of Drummies and was determined to start his own Holiday Bazaar.  He called over Rowley and later they set up posters on the side of the school, so that all the parents dropping off their kids would see them. He decided that the best color to make them was neon green so they could be seen easily. But right after they set up the posters it started raining. They took down the posters as quickly as possible. When all of the sudden they hear a voice from across the street. They made a run for it.The next morning in the newspaper their was an article about the mysterious green blobs on the side of the school. Most people thought it was a gang sign. After they started interviewing all the troublemakers at the school. Right after he thought it was all over the loudspeaker announced”Greg Heffley, please report to the office. They must have known but how? Rowley. He wrote the name Greg Heffley in the anonymous tip jar. Then Greg has to stay after school to clean up the green blobs. My prediction is that it is going to take a long time to clean that up maybe 2-3 hours.