EricRipp's Blog

I think that over the summer principals write poems about school and the schedule of the next year. But Mr Rykal is going to write poems about going sailing, forever. During the school day they think of solving problems using the five Y method: you crashed a fork lift into a truck why, I was sleepy. Why I didn’t eat breakfast. Why, I woke up to late. Why, I got to sleep late. Why, I got off work late. So instead of putting bumpers on the truck they don’t give the employees over time. Using the 5 Y method you didn’t waste money putting bumpers on the truck, instead solving the deeper problem.

I do have one thing to say, you can’t pick a lock with A paper clip. To pick a modern day lock you would need 9 paperclips a screwdriver and a cup with a hole in it. You would also need to be trained.

1. Clip paper together
2. jam a gun stick it in the chamber, and run for your life, it might blow up.
3. bookmark
4. unjam pencil sharpener
5. use as screwdriver
6. unjam CD drive in computer
7. self defence
8. key chain
9. bracelet
10. pointer tool
11. necklace
12. ring
13. erring
14. spring in Lego machines
15. fish hook
16. ornament hangar
17. reset game system
18. cut clay
19. make cool tricks
20. make-shift splint
21. paint
22. scratch and sniff
23. hold a shark tooth
24. make armor
25. push pin
26. claw for a claw machine
27. Sing shot ammunition
28. use as a toothpick
29. make art
30. unconnect tough cardboard
31. dissect a Lego machine

If there was one school rule I would change it would be the  new web filter the district has installed. It  is not really a rule but it is sort of like a rule because it is placed by the district. It is weird you can’t get  to places and sometimes it won’t even let you go to GOOGLE!!!!! I liked the old web filter better. But with the new one, if you are logged on as the library it will not let you go to any websites at all. Apparently the school district is not going to remove the web filter, so Basiclly I am DOOOOOOMED!

Education is important because if you did not go to school you wouldn’t be able to get any well paying  jobs. You would have little money to buy food and you would have to beg for food. Since you would probably go to jail and that would probably be the best place you lived in your life.

Did you know that 47,000 Kilograms of Venom from a King Cobra could kill every one in the world.