59 ways to use a toothbrush (Literally)

December 2, 2011 @ 5:48 AM 3 Comments      

Today I am going to show you how to use a toothbrush.

  1. To brush your teeth
  2. To brush your hair
  3. To use as an action figure
  4. To scrub a toilet
  5. To scrub a sink
  6. To pretend it is a broom and your flying on it
  7. For brushing your ears
  8. For brushing your feet
  9. To sacrifice in fire
  10. To wash your computer screen
  11. To wash the window
  12. To wash the door
  13. To wash T.V. screen
  14. To scrub crayon off the wall
  15. To use as a book mark
  16. To throw at people if they are really bad
  17. To polish gold
  18. To polish a bowling ball
  19. To fight somebody with
  20. An action figure
  21. To play piano keys
  22. To use as a back scratcher
  23. To wash a car
  24. To use as a hockey stick for an action figure
  25. To use as a baseball bat for an action figure
  26. To wash your I pod touch’s screen
  27. To use as a bookmark
  28. To make a pyramid
  29. To shoot at a melon in the air
  30. To pretend it is a football
  31. To use as a microphone
  32. To use as drum sticks
  33. To use as a guitar
  34. To wash vinegar off your tounge
  35. To use as a magic wand
  36. To use as catapults
  37. To wash your shower
  38. To make a statue out of
  39. it could be a statue
  40. To paint on paper
  41. To wash other toothbrushes
  42. To put make up on you
  43. To pretend as nunchucks
  44. To pretend it is a gun
  45. To pretend is a light saber
  46. To pretend is a machine that cuts your body in half
  47. To pretend it is a dinosaur
  48. To pretend it is a plant sprouting
  49. To pretend as a tennis racket
  50. To play a gong with
  51. To use as a shovel
  52. To wash your glasses
  53. To hang up like an ornament
  54. To sleep with if you really want
  55. To clean your counters
  56. You could mix the dough with it
  57. You could clean the pipes downstairs
  58. You could clean a tire
  59. You could pretend it is a christmas tree

Those are all the ways you can use a toothbrush.  Please comment my blog!

3 Comments

  1. Zack
    December 5, 2011 at 2:01 PM
    Wow… that sure is a lot of ways to use a toothbrush. I’m just curious, have you ever tried any of these, and if so which ones?

    my blog link: http://xfox33.blogspot.com/
  2. kari
    December 6, 2011 at 3:04 PM
    Hi, my name is Kari from South Hamilton. I really liked your post about 59 ways to use a toothbrush. It was really unique! I noticed you used action figure twice. Did you do that on purpose? Also, how do you use it to hang an ornament? Have you tried any of these? I didn’t know that there was that many ways to use a toothbrush!!
    -kari
  3. Karina (Nate's mom)
    December 9, 2011 at 11:12 AM
    How about …
    … to smooth out the wrinkles off your mom’s face after she told you for the nth time to practice your practice/violin;
    … to use as a pretend wifi connection for your video games;
    … to use as an antenna along with 9 bowls of soup to communicate with aliens from across the Milky Way;
    … to use as a convenient horn when you want to pretend to be a monster and scare the willies off your sister;
    … to hypnotize your brothers and sisters so they will pass on to you their Christmas presents;
    … to tickle your brothers’ and sisters’ feet;
    … to sell as a robot “natebug” if you attach a motor on it (like the one you can get from dad’s pager);
    … to retrieve a long lost toy from under the TV stand;
    … to use as chopsticks whenever the sushi take out place forgets to pack some in;
    … to twirl like a baton;
    … to use for a placard in a mini-bug rally or for Woodstock or Snoopy to hold to elect Linus for president;
    … if you cut out just the bristled part, it can double as eyebrows in your next Halloween costume;

    and many other real and imaginary, potentially strange, uses for a toothbrush.

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