Hey! Have you heard that baseball is here at last? In Huntingburg there are Little League tryouts, but you better hurry because it is starting.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off ? That’s ok.  He’s all right now.

Hello once again people. Did you know that it’s the Titanic’s 100 year anniversary?  Also in case you don’t know what the Titanic is, it was a gigantic ship from England that tried to sail to America, but it crashed into an iceberg! There were about 2, 200 people on board! About 1, 500 or more people died! It was made before WW1(World War 1).The year that the Titanic sank was 1912.  The Titanic will always be a memory for those who died.

You want a stupid joke eh?  Well you’re in luck.  Just listen to this stupid joke.

What’s a deer with three legs.

A deer with three legs.

If the sun and a snowman could talk I would really want to know what they would be talking about.  They could be arguing or they might be having a friendly conversation.  The snowman could say things like, “You need to cool off and not be such a hot head.”  The sun might say, “You need to simmer down and not act like you’re the only cool cat in town.”