Scene One – Organizing a protest
This is Renald the Turkey, and I hate the fact that people are killing my culture by eating turkeys for Thanksgiving.
I think people should eat rats and skunks because they taste better than turkeys. So I want turkeys everywhere to protest with pitch forks and stuff like that.
Turkeys meet at the White House, 7:00 sharp, and bring your pitch forks and maybe a few torches. We’ll crash right into the White house like a bunch of maniacs, and insist that the President make chicken the official Thanksgiving meal.
Scene Two – After the protest.
The president got so mad that he made chicken the main course for Thanksgiving.
THE END