Dear Diary,
When I frist layed eyes on Romeo at the party, I’d never think he’d be the one I’d fall for. I have decided that I absoultly will NOT marry Paris; I will marry Romeo or I shall kill myself. On the other hand, I have come up with a plan to escape marring Paris! The night before the wedding I shall drink a medcine that will have me pose my body as dead. My body will be cold & motionless, but I will still be alive; I would say it as a long day sleep. Once my body is removed from my bed & placed away, after my parents have said their greifs, I shall wake up to the face of my true love. . . Romeo! I LOVE MY ROMEO & I WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE WITH HIM!
Juliet

Dear Diary,
My love for the Montague’s son countinues to grow at a speedy rate, but sadly I must keep him a secret from my parents! Ohh that Romeo I do love so much! My parents would rather I marry this other fellow name Paris, just to satisfy their own happiness. Moreover, Paris may have money, but he could never purchase my heart or my love which belongs to Romeo. I’m going to be with Romeo or I will kill myself!
Juliet

Dear Diary,
I’ve met this attractive guy recently, but I feel as if it were ages ago. He makes me feel like no other man has ever done in my lifetime. However, there’s only ONE BIG PROBLEM . . . he’s the son of my family’s arch enemies; the Montagues! Now, I’m torn between my family & the guy I just so happen to love. HELP ?!?!?!
Juliet

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