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March 5, 2010 @ 4:37 PM 7 Comments      

Meanwhile again…

Bad Man :  Let’s drop a piano on the king!

Bad Woman : He will never drink again!

Bad Man : And his oldness won’t rub off on us!

Back at Uncle’s house…

Esther : They really said that?!?!

Uncle :I’m afraid so.

Esther : Well,we have to DO something!!!!!

Uncle : I know. That’s what I’m afraid of.

Esther : Come ON!!!! We must go stop the king’s “guards” !!!!!

In the palace…

King : La la la la la la la!!!

Bad Man : NOW!!!!!!!

The uncle shot through the air like a silver arrow and pushed the king out of the way, resulting in two broken legs, a fractured cheek, a smashed thumb, and two punctured arms.

TO BE CONTINUED…


February 23, 2010 @ 3:53 PM 5 Comments      

Meanwhile…

Mean dude: Bow down to me!

Uncle: No way, mean dude!

Mean dude: My name is not MEAN DUDE!

Uncle: O.K., Old dude.

Old dude I’m not old either.

Uncle: And I’m not bowing down to you either.

Now nameless: Fine. You can call me old.

Uncle: Alright, Old dude. But I’m still not bowing.

Old dude: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle: ( tries hard not to burst into laughter )

Old angry dude: Curses!

Uncle: ( Now rolling on the ground and laughing hysterically ) Bye, Old dude.

Old dude: AND I’M NOT OLD!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…AGAIN!!!!!!…


February 22, 2010 @ 4:11 PM 6 Comments      

this is a humorous play. APPLAUSE

King: Hey, I have an idea! Let’s party with everyone for no apparent reason! For a whole year! ( Gasps )

Queen: A year?!?! What will we entertain everyone with for a whole year?

King: Not we, YOU!

Queen: No way am I going in there!

King: Then, I banish thee from the kingdom!

Queen: But-

King: Begone!

Queen: But king, I-

King: I said begone!

So, the kingdom had no queen. The king held a contest to see who was to be his wife. There were many beautiful women, but the king spotted young Esther, and named her queen.

Esther: Dear uncle, on the application I left religion blank. I don’t know how much more I can do to keep the king from knowing that I am Jewish! I’m doomed!

Uncle: Don’t fret. The best you can do for him is show him that you are good and polite.

CUT! STOP THE PLAY!

I bet you’re thinking the king is the bad guy. In a way,you’re right. But in a way,you’re wrong.

TO BE CONTINUED…



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February 22, 2010 @ 3:54 PM 5 Comments      

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January 25, 2010 @ 2:38 PM 8 Comments      

Awesome! I am thrilled to have my own personal blog space to type anything.

ballerina penguin and 2 puffles
ballerina penguin and 2 puffles

What you see here is my Club Penguin toys. Toys R Us sells them.This topic came to mind when I was pondering on a new idea for a VoiceThread of my own after seeing others. I just need to figure out the wiring!

Well,this was my blog. I hope you enjoyed

it.I’ll make another soon.That’s all for now.

Until next time!