Try to name as many mammals as you can.

Characters:

Knight

Dragon

Cashier Lady

Princess

King

Fred

Police Oficer

Hello again. I bet you are wondering if Fred attacked the trio and if I would tell you the answer, but guess what I’m not. I’m just the narrator and I tell you where the characters are going and I am under paid so just go on or else you must give me $100.

( At Ye Old Sandwich Shoppe)

Fred: Now no one will forget my name again.

Knight: I also think no one will because of the horrible show you’re putting on.

Fred: This is not a show and if it was it would be a great show.

Dragon: Be quiet! I would like to enjoy my sandwich in peace.

Princess: Dragon get your lazy butt of the chair and help us battle this fat evil goon.

Fred: I heard that.

Princess: You were suppose to.

Cashier Lady: Have no fear Cashier Lady is here.

Fred: Just because your name sounds like a superhero doesn’t mean you are one.

Cashier Lady: Ah Man.

Police Officer: Whoever should be under arrest well… you are.

Fred: You’ll never take me alive copper.

Police Officer: Yes I will.

( Police Officer chases Fred out the door.)

Princess: This calls for a celebration.

( The trio go to the castle and find the king)

King: Well look at that, you caught the dragon.

Princess: Daddy this is my new friend Dragon.

King: Then I don’t need this fake beard anymore.

Knight: You wear a fake beard.

King: Doesn’t everyone.

Dragon: Hmm I never thought of that. What what do you think I should get a curly,brown beard or a straight,black beard.

Princess: Don’t even think about getting a beard.

Dragon: My dad always said that you look wise if you have a beard.

Princess: Dragon I don’t know how to tell you this ,but you’re not wise.

Knight: This visit is getting very “beard”, see what I did there.

King: That is a very strange yet good point, lets go on to the balcony.

(The characters walk on to the balcony.)

Knight: Look at that bright star.

Princess: That is a helicopter.

Knight: Wow! Look at all of those stars.

Princess: Those are all helicopters.

Knight: Then look at the lightning bugs up there.

Princess: I’m sure that those are helicopters.

Dragon: Not everything in this world is a helicopter like that spooky hand that is coming up the balcony wall is not a helicopter.

( Fred climbs on to the balcony.)

Fred: I have you now.

To be continued.

Will Fred attack everyone and will I ever stop asking questions that I can’t answer because I am the narrator?

But I can answer the last question and the answer is… who knows.

Until next time bye.

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Characters:

Knight

Princess

Fred

Dragon

Cashier Lady

( The knight enters the castle to find his assistant Fred sitting in a chair angrily)

Knight: Why are you sitting here Jim.

Fred: First of all I am thinking about quitting and my name is Fred.

Knight: I can’t see you’re problem Jim.

Fred: Fred Fred Fred! My name is Fred.

Knight: I’m just kidding Peter.

Fred: That’s it I quit and you will be sorry.

Knight: Once again still kidding and I am sorry for you, what kind of name is Fred.

(Princess enters the room as Fred exits.)

Princess: It is time to get the dragon.

Knight: Do you know that I am off on Saturday.

Princess: I’ll come with you to get it.

Knight: Fine.

( The knight goes with the princess to get the dragon and enter the dragons cave)

Dragon: Who dares wake me from my slumber of 1,000 years.

Knight: Uhh we do and you seem to young to sleep for 1,000 years.

Dragon: Well it was a slumber of about 5 minutes.

Knight: Come with us.

Dragon: O.K.

Knight: Wow that was easy.

Dragon: You think it was easy. I thought that you would be so dumb that you would forget a sword ,run home, and through bricks at me.

Knight: What?

Dragon: Long story. So where do we go now?

Knight: I say we go to the sandwich shop.

Princess: Lets go.

( The trio enters Ye Old Sandwich Shoppe.)

Princess: I’ll have the special.

Dragon: Make that 2 specials.

Knight: I’ll have the Club Sandwich.

Cashier Lady: That will be $25.99.

( Fred runs in holding a sword.)

Fred: I said that you would be sorry and now you will pay!

Knight: Sorry ,but I already spent all of my money.

( Everyone,but Fred laughs)

( Fred moves the sword closer and closer to the trio….)

Will Fred’s plan work out and will the trio finish their sandwiches before they are attacked?

To be continued.

1. You can’t hold a toothbrush.

2. You fry all of your friends when you talk.

3. You’re stuck in a place where people say weird things like shalt and thy.

4. You are stuck battling knights who are to dumb to remember to bring swords.

5. The knights end up walking all the way home to get a pile of bricks to use and you are stuck waiting all day for them.

6. It is funny watching the knights try to throw bricks ,but if the bricks hit you they hurt.

To continue this see ” A funny medieval play”.

P.S. Write what you think is a bad thing about being a dragon.