Barbarian's Blog

April 27, 2010 @ 10:03 AM 0 Comments      

When springtime comes around, I smell, see, and hear, a lot of different things. I smell food cooking on barbecues. I mostly think it’s meat, maybe vegetables.  I think it’s vegetables sometimes because some people have their veggies barbied. The smell of fresh air makes me look forward to my camping trip. This makes me feel good about spring and nature.

I see dew in the morning on the grass. Dew is water-like droplets that collect overnight when the temperature gets colder. Plants use dew to help survive by supplying necessary moisture to make sugar. Sugar is food for plants which helps them survive and stay plush and green during the spring. Dew also helps flowers keep their bright, vibrant colors throughout April and May. This is why flowers are so bright through spring and summer.

On the porch, I hear all kinds of birds that live in forests or close to my home. One was a Robin, I believe. I love Robins and Chickadees. They’re just so cute. Did you know that Chickadee’s answer you when you call their names?  I can also hear the sounds of children playing.  The children are laughing as they play with their jumpropes. These are the sounds of spring.


April 15, 2010 @ 10:36 AM 0 Comments      

A hand that rocks the cradle
A soothing lullaby sings
A baby asleep

Wondering where his parents are

Coming from afar

With his perfect blonde hair, a baby asleep.


March 31, 2010 @ 10:45 AM 1 Comment      

I have a pet alien. His name is Vrash (V-rash). He eats quartz crystal. He comes from a planet far, far away. The planet is called Creash (Crease). He 1 cm. long but packs a punch! He is very dangerous to us. He is very, very smart.  He can also see the future and past. He is able to time travel.


March 18, 2010 @ 9:58 AM 0 Comments      

The Shamanster Masher is a doglike creature.

It has no eyes, a tail with 3 fingers and poisonous claws, grey skin everywhere, a mallet tongue, and it is twice the size of a fully grown African elephant and a T-Rex combined. Because of its enormous size, it can crush anything. Even objects larger than it are no match for it! The only way to kill it is to either: crawl inside its mouth and shoot it with a bullet in the heart or throw a nuke in its mouth to blow up the heart! Either way you would have to commit suicide in order to destroy it.   It will eat anything with, MEAT!!! It likes to eat large mammals but will eat humans if it can’t find enough food. So stay away from it. It also doesn’t have a scent which makes it difficult to locate. To the human ear, it is loud and can make you go deaf from it.

It makes a piercing sound like a baby crying. It uses these noises in order to lure in its prey and trap it. Once the prey is trapped, it has no chance of escaping and will be eaten. It lives in bogs because all of its adaptations are used best in foggy or murky areas. Almost nothing can kill it, however it is a big baby and it will flee quickly by being hit once. Its skin is weaker than platinum but stronger than gold which is very hard. Its tongue is 10 feet long and is stronger than any object in the universe.  I would recommend staying far away from it if I were you.

There is also only 1 in existence which is why this creature is almost extinct. This is why humans may never see one. This is not a bad thing as it is the deadliest creature alive known to man.  This creature should remain in the animal kingdom and be left alone to live out its remaining days here on Earth. I would love to see one in real life but, would be afraid that it might eat me.  This is why I choose not to go searching for the shamanster masher.


February 18, 2010 @ 9:49 AM 6 Comments      

I am an athletic and sportsmanship type of boy.

I wonder what Kt is doing right now.

I hear the squeak of a guinea pig.

I see my newt, Pyro, crawling towards me at school.

I want to become a spy.

I am an athletic and sportsmanship type of boy.

 

I pretend I am a wild animal of some sort.

I feel happy when I see Pyro.

I touch Pyro`s rough skin.

I worry that Pyro might die soon.

I cry when there is a sad moment in my family.

I am an athletic and sportsmanship type of boy.                                                                                         

 

I understand that I can see the future.

I say that I am special.

I dream that I can become a spy.

I try to get B`s and A`s in school.

I hope that I can make it to 6th grade.

I am an athletic and sportsmanship type of boy.