UNINVITED GUESTS
”Are you sure you want to buy this house?” said Dale Raine Professional real estate agent for the umpteenth time.
”FOR THE LAST TIME YES I WANT TO BUY THE STUPID HOUSE!”
Replied Stew Pid, a fat stupid rich guy who was not superstitious at all.
”You do know its haunted r-r-right?”
”I don`t believe in ghosts.”
”B-b-b-but everybody who has ever lived in this house died mysteriously in less than a week.”
”That is ridiculous. Listen, I`m gonna buy this house and nothing you can say will stop me!”
”o-ok. Here`s the deed to Gastly Manor.”
During his third night in Gastly Manor Stew was fast asleep when he heard a low moaning.
”MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOANOAM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOANNNNNNNNNN!” Stupidly he dismissed it as the wind and he went back to sleep. 1 hour later he heard the sound again only this time it was accompanied by smashing glass. This time he bolted out of bed, grabbed the flashlight on his bedside table, and ran to the source of the strange noises. Running down the spiral staircase he tripped and rolled down like a loose cannonball. He hit the ground unscathed but he also broke the flashlight. He flicked the light switch, the room was empty. Then he heard a soft clicking noise. And saw a door that was not there before. With a shaking hand he turned the doorknob, pulled open the door and was greeted by a short wooden stair case leading to a wooden door. his heart was pounding. he was sure he had seen the doorknob turn.
he ran out of the house as fast as he could. at 2oclock in the morning half the town was woken up by a crazy man running down the road screaming.
”THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED! THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED!”
In the end stew bought his old house back and left the manor empty. waiting for its next victim.
“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You’d think me rude, but I
Would just stand and stare.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
Cause I’d get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightening bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance.
A foxtrot above my head,
A sock-hop beneath my bed,
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)
Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please take me away from here.)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac.
(Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
(Please take me away from here.)
When I’m far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies.
I’m weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I’ll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
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IT`S AN ESSAY?
by:PieGuy
A WIZARD CAST A SPELL ON ALL THE LEPRECHAUNS. FROM NOW ON THEY`D HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINGS THAT MOST HUMANS THINK THAT THEY SHOULD DO, LIKE GIVE THE HUMANS THEIR GOLD WHEN THEY CAPTURE A LEPRECHAUN.
ONE BRAVE LEPRECHAUN NAMED SEAMUS FITZ PATRICK RODE UP THE TINY ELEVATOR TO THE WIZARDS CHAMBER.
“YES?” SAID THE WIZARD.
“LISTEN, CAN YOU PLEASE LIFT THE SPELL?”
“AND WHY SHOULD I?”
“BECAUSE THIS ESSAY IS TO SHORT AND WE CAN`T GET INTO A HUGE PLOT LINE BECAUSE IF WE DO THE ESSAY WILL BE DONE AND LEAVE THE READER WONDERING WHY IT ENDED WITH ME… I DON`T KNOW CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS AN ESSAY?”
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE EVIL WIZARD
EXPLODED! AND THE SPELL WAS LIFTED.
THE END
THE LIFE OF Bob Pizza by: pieguy
Bob Pizza was born on May 24 1999 to mog and dave pizza and is 10 years old today. I am writing about him because he seemed interesting.
Bob is the youngest in a family of 7. The members of his family are his Mom, Dad, 3 older brothers and older sister. He likes them all and they like him.
At age 6 bob began elementary school in Mrs. Mahkrs class. Right now Bob is in 5th grade but his favorite grade was kindergarten because he got to nap and he had to do a small amount of work. Science is his favorite subject in school because he gets to do experiments.
Bob has many favorite things, here are some of them. His favorite sports are football and basketball because he thinks they are easy. A favorite food of his is meat subs because they are full of meaty goodness. Drake and Josh is his favorite T.V. show because he thinks it is funny. Chess and checkers are his favorite games because they are for two players. As you can see Bob has many favorite things.
Bob has many people in his life, here are two of them. He looks up to his older brother joe because they draw pictures together. Bob’s best friend is barry because they play games together. These are some people that are important in bobs life.
Bob leads an interesting life. He has an irreplaceable family, good friends and a great teacher.
THE END.