One day I was too curious about what my cat Ninky did when my family and I were not home. So I left a video camera on the wall. We always thought Ninky was the quiet one because she would only eat, sleep, and run away from the other animals. Boy, we were in for a surprise.

After I left, Ninky sprang up and marched in front of the dog’s cages while they were locked up. Ninky put her paw up to her mouth and made a snickering sound. She moved away and beat up my other cat Mojo for all the times she pretended to be scared of him.

Next, she called all her cat-friends over to have a party. They got drunk on milk and tuna, all except for Mojo whom they kicked out. Next they attached a disco ball by a string then Elvis Catsly came and danced while Michael Catson sang Howler (Thriller). There were cats of every color with lampshades on their heads and dancing. They were on the shelves, swinging from the lights, doing the limbo, and clawing the couch. They partied until they heard the car.

Ninky turned into cop-form and quickly made every cat get out, then plastered the couch, fixed the lights, and kicked Mojo back in. Then she jumped onto the chair and acted like nothing happened. My mother came in the story. Mojo jumped on Ninky and my mom scolded him. Ninky snickered “he, he, he. The dogs acted like they were trying to tell us something but we could not understand them. My mom looked in the fridge and said in awe “Didn’t I just buy milk!?! Conor did you drink the whole jug? And where did all these hairballs come from?”

After watching the video, we now lock up Ninky too.

Dear Readers,

I read the book  Time Warp Trio 2095 By Jon Scieszka. The summary of the book is Fred, sam, and joe get stuck in the future, almost like always except their usually stuck in the past. The problem, warning this is the problem in every book, is the have lost THE BOOK and of course they need to find it to get back to thier time. The solution is, well they look for it, they go to a museum destroy the invisiwalls and look through the books. Of course they find it and go back to normal time.

This Is one part from one of the Pythons Famous movie, Monty Python and the holy grail.

Here’s another Python clip In this part the people want to burn a dressed a girl thought to be a witch.

Last but not least! It’s not part of Monty Python and the holy grail though. It’s Monty Python argument.

On a warm winter day, yesterday. ”Granger! come! Come ‘ere” Granger walked over to me and gave me her sad look. “No your not in trouble…yet.” She laid down on my foot I pet her head. Then I had an idea, But only Hermione would like. “outside!” I walked near the door and Both dogs came running towards. We went out, I picked up a shell-like snow ball. Hermione wanted it Granger ran like she was being chased by a cheetah. She is not like any dog I know I thought.   I threw the snowball they both ran opposite ways. Hermione to the snowball Granger away. Granger ran up the stairs to the deck I walked up there. She ran to the closed door. She was scared she thought I had a snowball. But I didn’t “It’s OK Granger. Stay.” I said like I was part of the wind. She heard me she stayed put but didn’t want to. I petted her and let her inside. “Good girl.” I whispered “well let’s play Hermione.”

The End

Granger: A dog I have.

Getting Granger A long time ago my Mother brought us to her work at a Veterinary Hospital to see something. It was a dog, a stray, and we came to see if we wanted to adopt her. When we got there my mom told my dad, my sister, and I to go into room #1. A moment later a white dog with brown stripes, or the other way around, in the room. She was much more fun than Hermione because she was still a puppy. We thought she was an Australian shepherd Border collie mix. My dad said we could keep her only if she would fetch, so he threw his glove, and then her eyes grew wide and she chased it.

Granger at first

She was four months old here. All it was to her was training, training, and training. Bathroom, play, leash, and eat. We would have to take her outside on a leash. She would play outside with a long rope attached to her. We’d have to take her on very, very, short walks. Eating was her biggest success she learned to sit and stay easily and wait to be told “OK” to eat because she was tempted by food. She would usually poop or pee in the house. She always would lie next to Hermione, sometimes right on top of her. She tried to get the ball or Frisbee but Hermione was too fast. She would chew up our shoes, toys, books, papers, and tissues.

Intermission

We found out Granger is not a Australian shepherd Border collie mix but a German shepherd, Labrador retriever, Golden retriever mix. We all thought she was an Australian shepherd Border collie mix because she looked and acted just like one, but we took her blood test and POOF she’s a German shepherd, Labrador retriever, Golden retriever mix! We were very surprised because she was practically the same thing as Hermione but they look nothing alike .You never know what you would get from a stray!

Granger now

Granger is once in a while a little goblin snatching stuff from Hermione and running away. Sometimes she is even a good girl. Granger vomits a lot then thinks because she did she’s a bad girl, but she’s not. She is funny when she attacks Hermione for no apparent reason. Granger chews on our cat Mojojojo, but not our cat Ninky. Ninky growls and bites Granger. She licks a lot; the licking means she is being submissive which means she knows we are the bosses of her. Granger still lies next to Hermione or right on top of her, and still chews on things but not as much. Granger looks guilty and walks into her cage when she does something bad. She barks way too much. Granger now knows she cannot catch the Frisbee because of Hermione, but when Hermione is coming back she tackles her for it. She licks the inside of Hermione’s ear, and she gets in trouble for doing that. YUCK! But we still love her.  

THE END