The N.S.A is a top secret agency. (my agency) Any one can join i just need to know who wants to.
We contact each other by coments.
The N.S.A has to have people all over the world.
We stop kids from doing bad things.
Like if if a kid is cheating on lots of tests then tell me or other N.S.A members and we can make a plan to stop them or if a kid is doing… well bad things.
Members:
from, redtailedhawk
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I am starting to have trouble finding more, so if you find any funny pics out there online then leave a coment telling me where they are or leave a link.
thank you ,
from your friend, redtailedhawk
i got it at : http://www.boredstop.com/imgp/lolcat3.jpg
I did not strech the pic.
Try looking at it without laughing.
You cant do it!!!!
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Ihat is a long cat. ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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REPTIL
They’re looking for you.
By, Redtailedhawk and Ichigo Uzamaki
By, FLAPSHACK C.O
Prologue
‘WERE UNDER ATTAK SIR!’
‘WE NEED BACK UP!! WE NEED BACK UP!!’
‘WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE REPTIL METER SIR WE CANT LET THE DARK FORCES GET IT! IF THEY GET IT THEY WOULD TURN THEM SELVE’S INTO REPTILS AND KILL US ALL!!!’
“SHOOT IT TO THE SO CALLED PLANET EARTH”
“YES SIR!”
(earth 2010)
Number 1 THE BEGINNING
(The news)
“And here’s bob the news reporter,
Thanks Dan. it looks like a small meter is heading for Apalachin, New York everyone stays inside.
(1 day later)
Chapter 1
How it all began
“Mom, mom, look something is in the backyard!!!” my sister said.
“I’m in bed. Tell **** to go see what is.” mom said.
I went outside to see a meteor in the backyard! It was glowing green. When i got closer it stopped glowing and I felt this weird feeling. So I went inside to go to bed…
I woke up some time later and I found my self all itchy. When I looked in the mirror I WAS BLUE!!! Well my skin was not blue but I had hair all over me and the hair was blue. For some reason I did not tell my mom. I think it’s from the meter. “How will I go to school like this?” I said to myself. When I went to school I was wrapped up in 5 hats, 2 coats, a ski mask, boots and snow pants + duck tape. By the way, IT’S SUMMER!!! at about lunch time 100 people asked me why I was dressed like that.
I was still itchy but not hot for some reason.
Chapter 2
“Hey, matt why are you dressed like that?”********* said.
He scared me so much that before I knew what I was doing I had thrown him out the window. At that moment no one had noticed what I just did. They were staring at my butt? No, they were staring at what was ON my butt.”A TAIL! I HAVE A TAIL?” I yelled. I ran and jumped out the window with surprising ease. When I was back home I went inside and took all the stuff off even my regular cloths because my mom was at work. I was all blue with white strips and had a tail. I looked at my hands to see if they were paws…they were. I looked at my legs that were starting to hurt. They looked like the back legs of a dog. A blue dog the size of a big bear. Then I fell over so I was 4 legged. I looked in the mirror and I looked like a like a bear that was blue with white stripes and when I say big I mean the size of a minivan. I bet I could PICK UP a minivan. weeeeewooooooweeeeeewooooweeeewooooo!!!!!! The cops? The school called the cops? wow, that’s a new all time low for them. Well, let’s see what this THING can do. I went outside and saw about 50 cops and 23 animal control officers. They shot at me. The bullets hit me but bounced off, still hurt though. I hit the cop car closest to me and it went flying.
(On an airplane) “And if you look to the left folks, you will see a cop car flying threw the air.” said the pilot.
Chapter 3
(back on ground) RRRRRROOOOUUUUEEEEEEE. I yelled. what? I did not say that. I did say that, what happened to my voice? That’s when I noticed the 3 tanks… 3 TANKS!!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I caught 1 bullet and dodged the other 2 bullets. “IT’S GETTING SMALLER!” a cop yelled. I threw the bullet up into the air and ran into the woods. woooo…BOOOOOM!!!!!!!! The bullet must have hit the ground. I was getting smaller. Now I was back to normal. “woohoo!” I yelled. “WERWOLF!!!!!!!” some old farmer yelled as he picked up his gun. Then I felt myself getting bigger again and he must of saw it too because he just fell down and fainted. I was getting bigger and bigger 2…3…4…no 5 stories tall.
“I SEE IT!!!!” a cop yelled.
Oh no they didn’t. Well I threw all the cops around… lets just leave it at that.
“Good night matt” “night mom” I went out side without my mom seeing me and went for a walk and that’s how I saw the U.F.O. I turned into a reptil (monster thing) and cut that U.F.O into peaces. Now every were I go I have to do that. Its my job or something now. I can now control my POWER’S so I can fight crime… or monster’s… EVERYTHING!!! I am **** if you see me better stay away.
THE END
About the author
**** ******* came up with the REPTIL when he was only 3. He always wanted to have a good story about a REPTIL. Me and ********* met in forth grade and have been writeing storys together a lot. Take a look at his blog: http://kidblog.org/room129/author/IchigoUzamaki2/
